blah.

I committed to the University of Connecticut today.

I'm so excited.

your turn.

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating!

1. Someone tell the story, someone sing the song, every now and then the country goes a little wrong.
2. Nighttime softens, sharpens each sensation.
3. He's tall and he's dark and like a shark he looks for trouble.
4. Well I call it like I see it and you can never be it.
5. He's got your number now, he knows just what you done.
6. If you feel that it's real I'm on trial, and I'm here in your prison like a coin in your mint I am dented and I'm spent with high treason.
7. The minute you walked in the joint I could see you were a man of distinction, a real big spender.
8. Hey, Jen, I know what you're thinking, that now's as good as any to start drinking.
9. I thought love was only true in fairy tales.
10. I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders.
11. Will I lose my dignity?
12. Ask any of the chickies in my pen, they'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen.
13. You say you fell while holding diamonds in your hand.
14. When I wake up, oh I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.
15. Got a good reason for taking the easy way out.

I MISS YOU ALL.

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (86%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (76%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (72%)
7. Sikhism (72%)
8. Neo-Pagan (70%)
9. Islam (67%)
10. New Thought (67%)
11. New Age (66%)
12. Scientology (61%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (58%)
14. Hinduism (54%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (53%)
16. Jainism (52%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (48%)
19. Secular Humanism (45%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (39%)
22. Taoism (36%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
24. Roman Catholic (34%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)
26. Nontheist (29%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (23%)

i suck at poetry.

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb (or Wikiquote) and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it correctly and the name of the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikiquote search functions.


1. "Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview? You old flirt."
Love Actually:Ali

2. "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."

3. "There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I've counted them many times."
"But have you named them yet? "

4. "This is just so afro-tastic!"


5. "Ow, my bottom! Ow , my top! Greedys, don't you ever stop?"

6. "Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop. "
Some Like it Hot: Christie

7. "I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper."
Bridget Jones's Diary: Christie

8. "It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?"
Chamber of Secrets: Ali

9. "No one gets left behind! No one gets left behind! Outstanding soldier!"

10. "I fear this latest escapade may have lessened your regard for her "fine eyes"."
"They were brightened by the exercise. "

11. "I'm sorry, you weren't meant to see that. It was the wrong version.'
"What was in the right one?"
"It was more formal... Less-"
"Anatomical?."

12. "I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. "
Ten Things I Hate About You: Ali

13. "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"
The Incredibles: Ali

14. "Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors, and I don't want to get married - ever - to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do."
It's a Wonderful Life: Chase

15. "So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much."
Clueless: Ali

"You know Amy, your selfishness causes a lot of problems for this family!"

"Don't blame me because Dad's mad at you, it's not my fault."

It's not my fault that you don't respect him or say thank you. you don't get to say i'm selfish. that's not fair. it's not my fault that you corner him into doing things and are so incredibly impatient that he storms out. it's not my fault that you never ask, it's not my fault that you always complain.




it's not my fault that you hate your job. it's not my fault that we moved here. it's not my fault that i like it here. it's not my fault that i'm going to leave. it's not my fault that i want to leave. it's not my fault that you work a lot or that your stressed or that your car is dirty.


it's just not my fault.